Male: It begins!

"My...my...my palms are growing hair!" You shout suddenly in surprise.

"Oh, oops, sorry about that." The scientist twists a knob and instantly the hair recedes. He fiddles with a small button for a while until he finally figures out to depress it. "Eureka!" He shouts, and your cage opens.

"Wow, I'm impressed...." you remark sarcastically.

"So?"

"Um...nevermind..."

"Now, Stinky, now you shall know your true powers!"

"My magnificent man boobs? Wait, I don't get it, why do I have man boobs if I'm in top shape?" You inquire.

"Hush! It's um....a defect of the....creation process, yes! Now, stand up!" The scientist instructs. You obey by extending your legs, and are quickly rocketed up to the ceiling where you hit your head.

"DAMNIT! What the hell was that?"

"MU HA HA HA HA HA!" The scientist laughs.

"Answer me!!" You shout at the scientist, shaking him.

"WHE HEHEHE HE!"

"...."

the choice is yours wanderer...

await a response from the scientist

throw the scientist in his chair and run away