Male:

You state in a roaring, male voice, "I shall be referred to as -"

"Nah nah nah nah nah," the scientist interrupts, "Your life is going to be linear, like this line...what a pretty line....ahh....OH! Anyway, I will call you Stinky."

"Uh, I'm bigger than you," you inform the scientist.

"So?"

"Damnit! Got me there!" and you quietly await your instructions.

await your instructions to...

continue