Female:

You state in a bellowing, female voice, "I shall be referred to as Toe!"

The scientist clasps his hands together and writes your name down in his notebook, "Hmm...well, I guess it's original! Now, being the all powerful mad scientist that I am, I can give you four choices of occupation! Choose wisely though my creation, for the wrong profession for you could be boring!"

choose your occupation...

Exhibitionist

Zebra Handler

Car Washer

Plumber