Female:

You state in a bellowing, female voice, "I shall be referred to as Samantha!"

The scientist clasps his hands together and writes your name down in his notebook, "Powerful name, young one! Now, being the all powerful mad scientist that I am, I can give you four choices of occupation! Choose wisely though my creation, for the wrong profession for you could be boring!"

choose your occupation...

Exhibitionist

Zebra Handler

Car Washer

Plumber