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Kull's Computer Trouble-BASHER!
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INNN-TER-NAT! FOOLISH non-norVEEgan lutheran!
KULL knows you need INTERNAT to find pornograph-ee! Kull does not view pornograph-ee!
When you have INTERNET! KULL HELP!
NOR-VEE-GAN! LUUU-THER-AN!
Translation: When you have the internet, try this.
Internet power...is MINE!