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Valentines Day From HELL!


What is, honestly, the Valentines day from hell? Is it:



A)Declaring your love for this gorgeous woman sitting here, only to have her laugh at you?



B)Declaring your love for this gorgeous monkey and having him/her throw bananas at you?



C)Declaring your love for this gorgeous stuffed monkey, only to have your love fall off the log because she lacks the muscles to run away?



D)Getting shot?



E)Having an internet error which allows you to only see *gasp* blurry porn?? ("No! NOOOO!!!" yells Phalanx)



F)Having a liquid metal woman declare her love for you, then want to make out, "spikes and all"?



G)Or, finally, the worst way to get rejected?
I'll have to say it's a toss up between blurry porn and a knee to the crotch... but that's just me


back to purgatory... or, home...same difference...muhahaha

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