From: steinberg_f1@gmx.de
To: reno@layeroffrost.com
Subject: hey

Hey man! Awesome reviewz on the site dude, but why isnt there one fro the new single=? bye.

What a BASTARD!!! "Awesome reviewz on the site..." oh, this asshole is trying to be sarcastic, but he just comes off as sincere, loser. Then did you see the quip about not having the "Things Falling Apart" review up? Oh...I'm STILL pissed...I'm telling everyone out there, don't mess with the Reno- guy man. I shot this back to the moron.

From: reno@layeroffrost.com
To: steinberg_f1@gmx.de
Subject: RE: hey

Thanks a lot for thinking our reviews were good, I really appreciate the compliment! Don't worry, the "Things Falling Apart" review will be done soon, I'll even notify you when it's finished. Cya around.

Al D.
Webmaster: http://www.layeroffrost.com

"I'm always baiting with plastic fingers.
I'm forever slipping, when it's in my cheese.
I'm always, frying up, vegetables and cheese,
if you please." - Aphex Twin

Ha! I thought after this uneducated simian saw this seethingly angry letter from me in his inbox, he'd never talk to me again, but oh...I was sadly mistaken...a few hours later I found this in a random check.

From: steinberg_f1@gmx.de
To: reno@layeroffrost.com
Subject: Re: RE: hey

Cool keep up the cool stuff you do bye.

Quoting the famous Private Hudson from the movie Aliens, and edited for cleanliness by Phalanx, "I say we grease this rat-DARN son of a-DARN right now!!" Cool stuff? COOL STUFF?!?! I'll show YOU cool stuff, A hole...

From: reno@layeroffrost.com
To: steinberg_f1@gmx.de
Subject: Things Falling Apart review is up

Well, told you I'd let you know, it's up now. Have fun, and thanks for visiting!

Al D.
Webmaster: http://www.layeroffrost.com

"I'm always baiting with plastic fingers.
I'm forever slipping, when it's in my cheese.
I'm always, frying up, vegetables and cheese,
if you please." - Aphex Twin

Showed him didn't I? Needless to say, he replied with a scathing "Thank you" and hasn't talked to me since, good riddance!