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Never said it betterCommentary by Reno

Deciding to post a little something before his grand grand return in 22.as.5,//)1I8 crap, cat sat on the computer, I have decided to give you, the layeroffrost.com viewing community the BEST offer you could ask for! Me! Yeah, I'm conceited you say? Well screw you! I'm not! (he says, fixing his hair -cat) Here we go!
mmm, lickable. Age: 17

Heritage: Caucasian (white)

Height: 6'

Weight: 24 lbs

I don't smoke or drink

Occupation: Student (Computers)

Interests: Golf, intelligent (and attractive) women, computers, Hockey, Football, my car, you *wink*

(SmallTown, Wisconsin, USA)

Hello, I am a grossly underweight computer nerd that likes porn. Give me a buzz. 1-555-867-5309. Oh, I like Golf too.

Please send responses immediately!



p.s. I don't weight 24 pounds, and porn is bad...for girlfriends to catch you with. Please God, don't take this seriously, and if you do, then add ",19 inch male sex organ" after that 24 lbs.

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