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Guy 1: |
Orange
There was a monkey
sky. |
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Guy 2: |
Bass fishing is for birds with long beaks.
Golfing is for men with fat asses and funny pants. |
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Guy 1: |
Man who farts in church sits in own pew. |
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Guy 2: |
Girls who wear too much makeup are whores. |
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Guy 1: |
Mario is my savior, I think he's Jesus' secret brother. "Jesus and Mario, the God-io brothers." |
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Guy 2: |
Yeah...but he's like the runt that never did anything and he's trying to make up for it now by kicking Bowser's ass in the name of God. |
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Guy 1: |
God gave him the power to munch on 'shrooms and grow all big and shit though. All Jesus could do was like, make wine and save everyone's soul. |
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Guy 2: |
And feed 8,000 people with 1 mangy piece of bread. |
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Guy 1: |
Yeah, but Mario was a plumber, Jesus was unemployed wasn't he? |
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Guy 2: |
Carpenter + Savior of Man (is that a job, or a hobby?) |
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I had a plumber once. He was an asshole. Stuck his bare hand in the toilet, ripped out the turd, and ate it. Plus, carpenters make good tables. |
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Guy 1: |
Yeah, but Mario make one-a spicy-a meat-a-ball-a! |
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Guy 2: |
You're a moron. |
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Guy 1: |
This stuff in class is easy as shit, or your mom. |
